melody 18 - texas yeeha - i really like what youve done with ur hair ya look great - ily
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
being thirsty for someone then realizing you could do so much better
WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad like why is your hairline graduating before you